Sunday, May 18, 2008

Remember...Sitaram Kesri


One of the most influential figures in Indian politics in the 90's began his career as street drummer for the Indian National Congress. Kesri distinguished himself in the independence movement, being jailed during at the age of 12 as an accussed in the Ranchi conspiracy case.

Like several of the INC's High Command Sitaram Kesri was a stranger to electoral politics, the only time he ever became a Lok Sabha MP was in the 70's when he was running on a Janata Party ticket. Kesri was also one of the canniest politicians in India and he steadily advanced through the ranks gracing the Rajya Sabha and successive union cabinets.

Narsimha Rao's growing upopularity and the Congress's drubbing in the 1996 led to a haemorraging of leaders from the party- Narayan Dutt Tiwari, Mamata Bannerjee, G.K Moopanar, Madhavrao Scindia, Arjun Singh, Jayanthi Natarajan, P.Chidambaram, many of whom floated their own political parties (Tamil Manila Congress, Madhya Pradesh Vikas Congress, Trinamool Congress), so when Rao finally fell there were few leaders around to claim the mantle. Kesri, as party treasurer for 16 years could claim the "senior statesman" and emerged as the consensus candidate.

Political scientists have blamed the demise of the Congress, not to the growth of the BJP, but due to its inability to handle the changing caste equations in North India. Kesri was one of the few Congress leaders who had supported the Mandal initiative and enjoyed warm relations with Laloo Yadav, Mulayam Singh and Mayawati.

Kesri was instrumental in bringing down both the Deve Gowda and I.K Gujral led United Front governments and led the country to successive elections in the late 90's. It was his mismanagement and the fear that he was leading the party to its demise that drew Sonia Gandhi out of political seclusion.

In 1997 Outlook magazine dubbed him Villain of the Year. An extract from the story was reproduced reproduced on Churmuri

"Take a look at Exhibit 1. It is a moment of rare quality. Three men have reduced themselves to a classic abjectness in the face of the formidable Indira Gandhi. One in particular shines through, the man in dark glasses, with the Gandhi topi. He has hit the critical mass of sycophancy: one jot more and he is in danger of dissolving into a puddle of slime.

“Now flip the page, and assess Exhibit 2. More than a decade-and-a-half has passed. But with the stamina and resolve of the finest long distance runner, the man—topi still in place—has saved up enough sycophantic energy for a strong kick down the last stretch. His head is at Narsimha Rao's knees, and Rao is holding on to his hands to keep him from plummeting to the ground. In glorious servility, in a total surrender of the self.

“Now check out the colour picture on top. The glasses are no longer opaque, and the slit eyes visible through them have the casual menace of an alligator’s. The liquid lower lip for once has coagulated into some fuzzy kind of determination. And the wagging finger has the authoritarian quality of an executioner, condemning those at his mercy to the electric chair."

On March 1998, the Congress Working Committee led a coup and for the first time in its 100 year history deposed their elected President and appeal to Soniaji to take over the leadership of the party. During the tussle over the leadership, Kesri was beaten up on live TV by certain party workers at the party office.


With the return of the Gandhi's, Kesri was reduced to a political footnote and died mostly unnoticed in March 2000.

90's tribute video

Monday, May 5, 2008

Remember..Vicks ki goli



Khich Khick door karo. The main voiceover was by veteran actor Ashok Kumar

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Remember....Tuffy the dog


Lets face it, historically Indians haven't really liked dogs. The only mention of dogs in our epics is when Dharma takes the form of one to accompany the Pandavas to heaven, and its not because the Pandavas were the sort of guys who liked frisky puppies gambolling with them but because it was a test. Would they allow such an unclean creature to accompany them to heaven? Temple sculptures, Mughal miniatures, Buddhist thankas are full of imagery of animals, swans in flight, peacocks dancing, elephants entering the wombs of queens (long story), majestic lions, menancing cheetahs, lots of parrots, cows galore, there is even a rhinocerous that appears in the Jahangirnama, but very few dogs and no cats.

You could have a pet tiger or if you were plebian a pet cow, but dogs were really not an Indian thing. of course, colonization changed that. The British and their obsession with canines is well documented, perhaps its because they were the only company they had when they ventured into the midday sun. And naturally, if the British had dogs, so must we. So the pet dog appeared in middle class homes and in popular imagery.

Bombay heroes usually had Alsatians or Dobermans or perhaps a trusty mongrel at a pinch, usually called Moti or Tommy, who could attack the villain, defend the honor of the heroine, save children from drowning and catch any balls thrown at him.

Sooraj Barjatya soon put an end to that. Hum Aapke Hain Kaun deserves a post to itself, as it was an epochal film in many ways. Not only did it reshape Bombay cinema, it affected fashions, interior decoration and choice of pets.

The real star of HAHK for many people was not Madhuri or Salman (and certainly not Monish Behl) but Tuffy the wonder dog. Tuffy, the fluffy Pomeranian could play cricket with Salman Khan, bring fighting lovers together, bark at the menials and the villainess, run for help when his mistress fell down the stairs, receive divine messages from Lord Krishna, read letters and most importantly, reunite the lovers and save the day. No wonder the popularity of Pomeranians shot up amongst pet owners in Delhi. Imagine being able to do all that and fit into a DDA flat.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Remember..NTR and Lakshmi Parvathy



When Nandamuri Taraka Rama Rao was promoting his film in the early 80's, he was apparently asked by a fan Ayya, memu mimmalni devudu laga adarinchamu, kani meeru maku emi chesaru? meaning Sir, we have treated you like a God but what have you done for us? Moved NTR decided that the best thing he could do for his fans was to join politics. NTR founded the Telegu Desam party. The TDP had only one recognizable leader, an unknown ideology and ran a campaign only on Telugu atmagauravam (Telugu self respect).




Within nine months they had wiped out the Congress Party in Andhra Pradesh which had been ruling since 1947. They also withstood the sympathy wave in favour of the Congress after Indira Gandhi's assassination and emerged as the largest opposition party in parliament. NTR dominated Andhra politics till 1995, dressing up like Swami Vivekananda, helped form the VP Singh government, imposed prohibition and sold rice at Rs 2 a kilo.

But in 1995 he fell in love. Lakshmi Parvathy, a young woman who was engaged to write his biography and who had nursed him after his stroke became his confidante and helpmate. NTR married Lakshmi Parvathy despite the protests of his twelve adult children. Lakshmi began to exercise great power from behind the throne. NTR faced a revolt from his party members led by his son-in-law Chandrababu Naidu. Naidu ousted an ailing NTR and became CM. NTR died soon after and despite her floating her own political party, allying with the BJP and winning some 10% of the popular vote, Lakshmi Parvathy was reduced to a peripheral figure in Andra Politics.

NTR died in 1996 and it was only in 2004, after the Naidu led TDP had been wiped out in the elections did Lakshmi Parvathy immerse his ashes in the Ganga.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Going to College

Going to college in the early 90's was fun. The rules were simple, the girls were haughty and spunky and wore frilly frocks, the boys were brash and lechorous and wore tight pants. Fat girls and dopplegangers always found employment as sidekicks. Academics were not very visible, most students appeared to be in their mid thirties and there was a whole lot of pelvic thrusting.

Student's wanted Romance Period and Love and Dance Period! (see evidence below)







Madhuri Dikshit wears the regulation scarlet off the shoulder frock with three layers of frills.



Akshay Kumar demonstrates that you live cheaply at University. Eve teasing gets you flour, eggs, tomatoes and chocolate. Ayesha Jhulka in a lovely yellow ensemble.



Prof Govinda takes Pelvic Thrusting 101



Vivek Mushran brings cricketers to the basketball court and Urmilla Matondkar leads her troupe of ballerinas.


But then something happened in 1998, Karan Johar reimagined Indian collegescapes. The college in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai was supposed to be a blend of Riverdale High School and the Brandon and Brenda's school in Beverly Hills 90210. Tommy Hillfiger replaced frilly confections and spiked hair replaced the mullet. No longer were girls asked to make beautiful mistakes, neither were they compared to naked electric wires, pillars, and firecrackers.




An Indian college experience was replaced by Johar's anasthetized Mcuniversity

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Gender Benders!




There has been an old tradition of men in drag in Bollywood. Some say it is a result of gender lines being more fluid in South Asia than in the industrial Western world. Others would argue that is is the colonial creation of the image of the "Manly Englishman" posited against the "effeminate Indian", or as Mrinalini Sinha would have it, Bengali. Popular cultural theorists assert that Bollywood films have always been coded with queer references and have been sites for queer pleasure.


But the question I have to ask is this, in the good old days you always knew when there was a man doing drag, his awkward gait, tennis ball bosom, bony hips or bristling mustache usually gave him away.




Quite frankly, they looked hideous. Of course, they could be a laugh riot, but they were objects of bemusement not desire.

Evidence A



Kishore Kumar

Evidence B



Amitabh Bachan in Lawaris

But something happened in the 90's, maybe it was globalization, maybe it was the availability of a dozen varieties of shaving cream but men in drag were often scarily convincing. And no this was no Ali Saleem doing a Begum Nawazish Ali, but the macho men of Bombay cinema strutting their stuff in stilletos




Evidence A



Shahrukh Khan in Duplicate as Svetlana


Evidence B



Aamir Khan in Baazi as Julie Braganza


Evidence C




Salman Khan


And the exception to prove the rule,

Trivia Note: Only Govinda and Shakti Kapoor are in drag, the one in the middle is Karishma Kapoor